Drunk Thanos #3
Written by Grim and edited by Marvelite
"THANOS VERSES SPACEDOUT"
CAUTION: SOME CONTENT IS SUITED FOR A PG-13 AUDIENCE
"Aw, jeeze, hes back again. Mr. Thanos, Im sorry but your still banned from the bar."
"Quiet human! Thanos goes where he wishes!"
"Have you been hitting the bottle already today, Mr. Thanos?"
"No, Human, I havent hit any bottles Ive uhhh joined AA "
"Well, good for you, Mr. Thanos. Here let me get you a coke."
"No, Human. Im not supposed to be in here I just came in looking for someone."
"Who ya lookin for, Mr, Thanos. Maybe I could help ya? All the regulars are here. Theres Jimmy in the corner, Mike and Ames at the end of the bar and over by the pool table, thats Spacedout."
"That is the human that Im seeking." Walks over to the pool table. "Human, are you named Spacedout?"
"Uhhhhhh, yes, uhhhhh thats what they call me. Dang, your bigger than I thought."
"I have a message from a friend of mine. His nickname and my demeanor are the same Grim!" He told me about you suggesting where he puts things. He asked me to inform you that he doesnt put things THERE and he asked me to inform you that when he wants your opinion, Ill beat it out of you!!!"
"Is that so, you big, purple has-been?" swings pool stick up between Thanos legs.
"Ouffff!, Shouldda worn my cup. NOW, human, You will feel my wrath!"
"Youll be feeling that in the morning." Ducks as Thanos eye beams blow up the eight ball. "Maybe Id better get out of here. He aint drunk now. And in the future Id better not make any suggestions to Grim on where to put things." High-tails it out of the bar.
"Human," says Thanos in a high, squeeky voice, "Maybe Ill take you up on that coke. But dont put anything in it. My mistress said that if I come home drunk, itd be the death of me. Again."
"Mr. Thanos, Ya sure showed him, didnt ya? Im gonna have to ask you to pay for that eight ball, though."
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Now, go read Drunk Thanos #4, also starring Spacedout!